The Introduction

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This is going to be a platform for weekly rants about the state of football in the world today, the adventures of the Tottenham Hotspur team, and my obviously unasked-for opinions.

What else would you expect from a blog titled, "The Hurry Kane", anyway?

England's number 1 striker looks on solemnly, presumably having injured his ankle yet again.

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